Wow! %CallPlayerParent%! Do you know what you just found!? Me either.
This is junk.
Erm...no thanks.
Throw away your own junk!
How about some food every once and awhile?
Why would I want this?
This is.. No. Just no. 
Why are you even giving this to me?
No, I won't keep this, definitly not.
I'll be sure to throw this in the lava.